Morning sickness.  What a misnomer.


It’s a all-day sickness for some women, one of them being my poor wife.  I got home last night and she had already been vomiting all day, unable to even keep down a few sips of water.  At 8:30pm we called it and I took her to the hospital.  Luckily she’s works at the one we went to and her friends there got her in fast.  A couple of liters of saline and some esophogeal relaxers later and we were on our way home where she managed to finally keep down some Cheereos.

Moral of the story gents, if you have some sick days save em up cause you may need them for these little emergencies.